this is the greatest happiest video i have ever seen
I asked Siri if I’d ever get married and it consulted the magic conch
this is so unnecessary i want 12
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she will go far in life
"you shouldn’t be depressed, people have it worse than you"
finally, after years of searching, the person with the worst life ever is found. formally, they are granted permission to be sad. but only them. only they have earned it. no sads for anyone else at all ever